ode to doom

with all the comments that doom makes about poop, i thought i would write a poem about it. now i’m no poet by any means, however i will try to write of poop and the man that loves it, doom!

ode to doom

stealth, silent, tensions are high

waiting until the time is nigh

looking around, poised with grace

then boom! it’s time to lay waste!

unload fast, unload slow

dropping bombs, the killing blow

hemorrhage explodes!

the deed is done, it’s time to swab

cleaning up, getting the loot

but as everytime i drop trash mobs

all i ever get is poop.


3 Responses to “ode to doom”

  1. January 30, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Dang. Nobody ever writes poetry about me. Maybes I should post about pooping. But then I’d probably be just a pale imitation of the master ….

  2. 2 TJ
    January 31, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Hahaha omg, that is so perfect. Set it to music and it could be his theme song.

  3. 3 klaki
    January 31, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Poor Ratsy, you want me to write Ode to Ratsy? TJ, I would think Doom’s theme song would be Drowning Pools “Bodies”. Nothing says poop like “Let the bodies hit the floor”.

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